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Programme: Thur Jul 30 Sat Aug 1 Thur Aug 6 Thur Aug 13 Sat Aug 15: Thur Aug 20 Thur Aug 27 Sat Sep 12 Thur Sep 17 Wed – Fri 7-9 Oct: Sat Oct 24

Social: Christmas in July: Partners & Friends welcome ( Keela) Rotaract Conference (July 31 – Aug 2) : Misverstand: ( Alan) Business Meeting Normal meeting: DG Geraldine Nicol visit Interact Conference: SACS : ( Justin) Normal meeting : tbc Normal meeting : tbc Social / weekend visit to Renosterveld: ( Alan) Quiz Evening @ Tangos! ( Justin) Rotary Family Health Days District Mini-conference - Worcester

See the WRC calendar (http://wynbergrotary.org.za/calendar/ ) for full details.

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TAILPIECE PARAPROSDOKIANS Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.

  1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
  3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
  5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
  7. Knowledge knows a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.
  11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (Winston didn’t live to see a Wal-mart)
  12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
  13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
  14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
  17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

“I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad!” “Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?” “No, but he always wanted to be.”

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