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Programme: Thur Jul 30 Sat Aug 1 Thur Aug 6 Thur Aug 13 Sat Aug 15: Thur Aug 20 Thur Aug 27 Sat Sep 12 Thur Sep 17 Wed – Fri 7-9 Oct: Sat Oct 24
Social: Christmas in July: Partners & Friends welcome ( Keela) Rotaract Conference (July 31 – Aug 2) : Misverstand: ( Alan) Business Meeting Normal meeting: DG Geraldine Nicol visit Interact Conference: SACS : ( Justin) Normal meeting : tbc Normal meeting : tbc Social / weekend visit to Renosterveld: ( Alan) Quiz Evening @ Tangos! ( Justin) Rotary Family Health Days District Mini-conference - Worcester
See the WRC calendar (http://wynbergrotary.org.za/calendar/ ) for full details.
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TAILPIECE PARAPROSDOKIANS Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
- Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
- Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Knowledge knows a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (Winston didn’t live to see a Wal-mart)
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
- I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
“I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad!” “Wow, your dad’s a millionaire?” “No, but he always wanted to be.”
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