Compilation of Wynpress Door Duty Grace Loyal Toast International Toast Speaker Introduction
Induction Dinner for Rotary Wynberg’s 65th President: Mowbray Golf Club 18h00 for 18h30. More detail has been sent via email
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
van Niekerk
Barnard
Danckwerts We will be raiding another club. Note on the Wed and not Thurs
Speaker Thanks
Wetmore van Niekerk Williams Du Plessis van Wyk
Wetmore Wetmore Du Plessis Howard Klotz-Gleave Munday
N/A TBA
TBA
N/A Smith
O’Driscoll
PRESIDENT’S QUOTES “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” “A journey of a thousand leagues begins beneath one’s feet” PROGRAMME June 2014
Committee: Barnard, Bird, Hovstad, Michalwsky, Wetmore, Jackson, Schonegevel
16 June
Youth Day
18 June
Wynberg Rotaract meeting
19 June
Induction Dinner
26 June
Retreat Rotaract meeting
26 June
Normal meeting
27 June
School holidays start
July 2014
Committee: van Wyk, Gowdy, Overbosch, Todd, Murphy, Klotz-Gleave, van Niekerk
1 July
Light up Rotary
2 July
Wynberg Rotaract meeting
3 July
Business Meeting
4 July
Independence Day in USA
10 July
STEP student - Alina Topp and her host parents the Lays
10 July
Retreat Rotaract meeting
16 July
Wynberg Rotaract meeting
17 July
Normal Meeting
18 July
Mandela Day
21 July
School starts
24 July
Normal Meeting
24 July
Retreat Rotaract meeting
31 July
Social
JACKPOT: No Jackpot tonight as Mr Barnard is still swinging sticks on a golf course !!!! TAILPIECE: No can do a police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.” “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” “I can’t do that either. I am a haemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.” “Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.” “All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.” Women’s Instruction Book What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door. If we put a man on the moon, why can’t we put them all there? Tell him you’re not his type — you have a pulse. Never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be let out alone. Bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Grounds Judi stood before the judge in divorce court. Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that correct?” Judi: “Yes, it is.” Judge: “And the grounds for your request is that your husband is too careless about his appearance. Is that also correct?” Judi: “That’s right, Judge. He hasn’t appeared at home for five years now.” “The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in service to others”
Mahatma Gandhi