The editorial article playfully explores the perennial debate over Santa’s political ideology, weaving together humorous insights from various experts. It begins with a lighthearted inquiry into whether Santa embodies capitalist or socialist principles, citing his logistical challenges—managing a unionised workforce of elves, addressing Rudolph’s red nose, and determining gift distribution based on behaviour. The piece then delves into a fictional survey of academics and professionals, each offering distinct perspectives. A festive sociology professor argues Santa’s red attire, green-clad elves, and environmentally friendly sleigh align him with leftist ideals, while a Christmas derivatives expert counters that his reliance on zero-wage Arctic labour and monopolistic practices mark him as a capitalist.