Compilation of Wynpress
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Danckwerts
Barnard
Bird
Bredenkamp
Gowdy
Hovstad
Wetmore
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Wetmore
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Wetmore
Cleveland
Danckwerts
Wetmore
Door Duty
Williams
Barnard
Bird
Bredenkamp
Gowdy
Danckwerts
Wetmore
Barnard
Bird
Bredenkamp
Loyal Toast
Vivian
Williams
James
Barnard
Bird
International Toast Speaker Introduction
Van Wyk
Vivian
Williams
Danckwerts
Barnard
TBA
Danckwerts
Wetmore
TBA
Van Eeden
Speaker Thanks
Cleveland
Smith
Todd
TBA
Van Wyk
Sergeant
Grace
IF YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR ROSTERED DATE, PLEASE SWAP WITH ANOTHER ROTARIAN AND INFORM THE DUTY SERGEANT
JACKPOT As Graham decided to hold this over until the Induction, nobody went home with some extra cash. It was rumoured that the next week would be a “must be won” draw.
PRESIDENT’S QUOTE Pres Mike started off the year with serious, sometimes thought provoking quotes, but finished off on a much lighter note, with some quotes from funny man Tim Allen.
TAILPIECE Here are some tips to help you survive in these tough economic times; (with what you save you may even be able to pay your subs!)
SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by changing your name to match your existing plate. eg Mr. KVL 741GP,
DON’T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
SAVE electricity by turning off all the lights in your house and walking around wearing a miner’s hat.
HOUSEWIVES, the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know.
SAVE on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble-full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
SAVE a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to the hospice shop, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty cents.
CAN’T afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes.
MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.
SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.