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PROGRAMME September 2012
Committee: Knight, Baker, Cleveland, Munday, Orsmond
Thursday 6
Business meeting & visit by AG Roy Zazeraj
Thursday 13
Melanie Jones - Environmental Awareness
Thursday 20
Sarah Yousuf – Wynberg Ambassadorial Scholar (Combined with Rotaract for our last meeting at the Nek)
Thursday 27
Board meeting
Saturday 29
Painting at Isiphiwo with Rotaract
October 2012
Committee: James, Danckwerts, Schreiber, Smith, Williams
Thursday 4
Business meeting
Wednesday 10
Combined meeting with Rotaract
Thursday 18
TBA
Thursday 25
Board meeting
ROTARACT CORNER There has been significant vandalism at the Uncle Paul’s castle, as well as theft of the cabling for the lights, so they have lots of work ahead of to get ready before Christmas.
TAILPIECE Irish Jokes Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, I’ve only got a small garden. Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick “What if one explodes before we get there?”Paddy: “We’ll lie and say we only found two!” A coach load of paddys on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going… the driver won £52! Paddy’s racing snail is not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it’s shell off to reduce it’s weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn’t work, if anything it made him more sluggish. Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it. He phones the police and says “Bejesas I’ve just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb.”The operator asks, “is it tickin?, Paddy says “No I tink it’s beef” Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on a Friday this year” Mick says “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”